Dear Dog Owner,
I have written this letter to convey my sincere request for resignation as your pet. Please accept my apologies but I must leave. The conditions you make me live in would not be fit for a dung beetle. My leash is shorter than my very own tail and my dog house is smaller than a chihuahua. You feed me soft food from a tuna can! I am a pit bull for goodness sakes!!! We live in Ontario which, as a province, has the worst weather in the country and you make me live outside!!! This isn't exactly a federal offense but you could at least let me in when it's hailing!
Angrily yours, Killer the pit bull
I have written this letter to convey my sincere request for resignation as your pet. Please accept my apologies but I must leave. The conditions you make me live in would not be fit for a dung beetle. My leash is shorter than my very own tail and my dog house is smaller than a chihuahua. You feed me soft food from a tuna can! I am a pit bull for goodness sakes!!! We live in Ontario which, as a province, has the worst weather in the country and you make me live outside!!! This isn't exactly a federal offense but you could at least let me in when it's hailing!
Angrily yours, Killer the pit bull
1 comment:
He looks like a killer!!!
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