Dear Toronto,
In the past couple of years you have done nothing but intentionally belittle me in front of the other cities. You have made me the laughing stock of the GTA. I have received nothing from you but a cold shoulder and maybe, if I'm lucky, a snide remark. This feud between us must end. So I will be the bigger city (excuse the expression) and ask you to be my friend.

Sincerely yours, Oakville