Once in the land of Land, there lived a very romantic and lovey-dovey prince whose name was Softie. He had never played sports or done any manly things, he wore make-up and his bedroom was painted pink. His favorite animals were Unicorns and his favorite colour was pink. Anyway, one day there was a knock on the castle door, (they were too poor to afford a draw-bridge), and in walked a Heathen prince from the Nordic Isles. "I have come to challenge your honor"! He cried, and the Prince promptly wet himself. After the prince had changed his pants, the two Princes fought to the death. Eventually the Nord tripped on a rock and impailled himself on a sapling and the Prince lived happily ever after.
