WOW

Dear user,

We are sorry to inform you that our WOW servers have all just been hacked. I know what you're thinking, "this is just some joke that Iain is playing again" but saddly, it's true. We thought our servers were generally unhackable but not everything is perfect. On the upside, no cash refunds!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! We are disappointed that the game has come to an end but you can still buy the t-shirts and if you already own like 50 (freak) their value just went up 50,0000%. so have fun with that. Oh, and the hacker himself wrote a book on how he hacked it so you can teach your sister to hack Webkinz or something.

Sincerely,

those guys that own WOW

Dear McDonald's,
I would like to make a complaint. My burger yesterday was ice cold and my drink was the opposite. Besides the temperature, it also tasted like fish. If I wanted fish I would have bought fish. If this problem continues I will have no choice but to go to Wendy's instead.